Patterned Plate

Aren't you tired of eating your dinner every night and having nothing left to look at but a dirty plate? What if it was a dirty plate with a mushroom on it?! Perhaps some stripes? Surely a chicken! Some might say eating chicken off a chicken is a little bad-mannered but that's plain poppycock! 

Dimensions: 9.5" x 9.5" x 0.5"